Ketchup & Hot Sauce

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Across
  1. 3. Least qualified job with bowtie
  2. 6. Indoctrination app
  3. 8. Number 1 nap spot
  4. 9. Best couple costume
Down
  1. 1. Friend that you need more effort to pursue than me
  2. 2. Your spirit animal
  3. 4. The only human that you love more than me (Sundays only)
  4. 5. Rice Purity Score
  5. 7. Number 1 stolen survival item