Kristen's Puzzling Adventure

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Across
  1. 2. Beer will save da people
  2. 4. School _ _ _ _ _ !
  3. 8. BECAUSE IT IS MY NAMEEEEEEEEE
  4. 9. Maffey, get out of my classroom.
  5. 11. Jesus Christ, I just turned these on.
  6. 13. Tells a great pumpkin joke.
  7. 14. This is really just to keep you busy.
  8. 15. Wait those potatoes were POISONOUS?!
  9. 17. This is 1922!
Down
  1. 1. Quirky!!
  2. 3. Plays the banjo for all of time
  3. 5. They say he's great and all, but I've seen better.
  4. 6. Will not stop talking about camp.
  5. 7. The only reason your phone has a camera
  6. 10. A handsome musical physician
  7. 12. I'm hungry.
  8. 13. The hero of our story
  9. 16. Some dumb music thing.