Lab Fails & Ph.D Fails

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Across
  1. 2. : If it's under 0.05, we celebrate.
  2. 7. : We pray the results are statistically ____.
  3. 8. : The funding we are constantly applying for.
  4. 9. : _____ Number 2 is always the harshest critic.
Down
  1. 1. : The only thing that actually makes us finish the paper.
  2. 2. : The limbo state between PhD and Professor.
  3. 3. : That one data point that ruins your perfect graph.
  4. 4. : Essential lab tool (just don't use your mouth).
  5. 5. : The document that haunts your dreams until graduation.
  6. 6. : The primary fuel source for all scientists.