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3. We take you everywhere, put up with smelly socks and somehow get blamed when you trip. At the end of the day, we would really appreciate being put up.
4. I can turn one tiny thought into a ten-minute speech. I also get blamed when snacks disappear.
5. When something needs to be carried, written, grabbed, or pointed at, I get called into action. When something gets dropped, somehow it's always my fault.
7. We know everyone's business, including conversations happening on the other side of the room. We come as a matching set.
8. I can ruin your entire day without saying a single word. One suspicious smell and suddenly everyone is opening windows, blaming the dog, and pretending nothing happened. I sit in a pretty central location.
10. Without me, your eyes, ears, and mouth would have a serious organizational problem. I sit at the top of the operation.

1. Our job starts when dinner arrives and ends when someone says, ‘You have something in your…’ We work hard, but occasionally need professional cleaning.
2. I help you get to things that are just out of reach, and give awkward hugs when you don't know what to do with yourself.
5. Some days I behave. Other days, humidity enters the room and suddenly I'm making decisions nobody agreed to. People spend money trying to control me.
6. When you hear ‘pop quiz,’ ‘clean your room,’ or ‘we need to talk,’ I can get you moving fast. I come in a pair.
9. I collect evidence all day, but nobody ever asks for my report. I notice everything and usually work in pairs.