League of Legends Joke Voicelines

Across

2. "Who's a good boy? I am!"
4. "If you want me to hit you less, die sooner!"
8. "Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall."
10. "Shaken, not stirred."
12. "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana."
14. "Give me five, demon - OWW! What are you doing!? That was way too hard!"
17. "Talent, honor, discipline... and pretty pictures!"
18. "Can you smell 'coward', Bristle? Get 'em!"
20. "The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle."
21. "Replicating lifeform entertainment routine!".
22. "No, really, put that apple on your head."
23. "Words, words, la la la, pew twang pew!" "Are you imitating me?"
26. "Hello my little one. Who's my smoochy boochy baby? You are. You are."
27. "What's your favorite aminal? A bear?"
31. "I'm holding a sentient weapon of doom, denied blood for eons! You think I'm scared of you?"
32. "I hear a man likes a lady with legs."
33. "Meow... meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow... You got that?"
35. "They're not just oranges. They're blood oranges."
39. "'It's only a short way'? Is that a short joke?!"
41. "Is that a rocket in your pocket?"
43. "I claim—*hiccup* Claim this land for Ixao— *hiccup*"
44. "Yes, that was a banana. No one expects the banana."
45. "I know what makes them tick. I know how to make the ticking stop."
48. "If you run, you won't see me stab you!"
51. "You have the right to remain silent. I advise you use it."
54. "I make cold look... hot."
57. "You can't milk those."
59. "Lookin' for Thresh. You a friend of his?"
60. "I love it when they talk dirty. 'No! Please! Stop torturing me!'" *laughs*
61. "Hey Fishbones, think we can wreak havoc forever? 'No, you should buy a home and save for retirement.'"
62. "Ugh... I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty."
63. "Don't stare directly at me for too long."

Down

1. "Second rule of being a sentinel. Any questions?"
3. "What? You want to see a magic trick? Fine... tada."
5. "Care for a spot of tea? Or maybe a spot of punch in the face."
6. "Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type."
7. "How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!"
9. "There are three certainties in life: honor, death, and hangovers."
11. "Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two." *laughs*
13. "My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!"
14. Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof."
15. "What do you get when you cross me in a dark alley? Eviscerated"
16. "Loves me, loves me not. Loves me, loves me... not. Ughh."
18. "If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?"
19. "Imagine if I had a real weapon."
24. *plays 'rock, paper, scissors' with shadow*
25. "Only perfectio-gah!" (garbles incoherently) (clears throat) "
28. "For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless."
29. "Size doesn't mean everything."
30. burps "I think a Voidling just came out!"
34. "The timeline was already this broken when I found it. I swear."
36. "Which star is your favorite? I made that one."
37. "What do you get when a dragon sneezes? (chuckles) Out of the way."
38. "The goats are wise; eat everything, climb everything, and if something kicks you, kick it back!"
40. "My tails are my good-luck charm."
42. "Love you, Ma. See ya tomorrow. Mwah."
46. "I call upon the stars... to bake my bountiful breads!"
47. "Mastery? I must congratulate you, obviously your parents never had reason to."
49. "The chicken or the egg? Actually I came first."
50. "Let me give you a hug."
52. "For my next trick I'll make their life bar disappear."
53. *imitates helicopter using tail*
55. "Caw caw caw caw caw. There, are you satisfied?"
56. "A man, woman, and Yordle walk into the sun... They die! Because it burns them alive?"
58. "I mean, it's one health potion. What could it cost, ten thousand gold?"