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3. (No review) There's a "Leo wants to play a goofy character" to "Mikey Madison wins an Oscar" domino here
4. "Left longingly waiting for the rock musical about Jack the Ripper."
8. "Tired: Giving your daughter a hug. Wired: Multiverse journey to resolve generational traumas."
9. "Awesome Chalamet performance. With that said, the title sequence is the craziest 90 seconds of film I've seen in a while."
11. "Another banger Andy Weir adaptation, exclaim!"
12. "Hear me out: Butch's mom should've thrown the watch away instead of letting her young son have it and then none of this happens."
16. "I can't believe a movie set in 1980s Wall Street did so poorly in the Bechdel Test."
17. "And the Oscar for worst haircut in cinematic history goes to Javier Bardem. Congrats, Javier!"
20. "I choose to believe that Ben Affleck loyally brings Matt Damon Dunkin' in real life too."
21. "I know it's hard to be inventive with vampire movies, but did we ever stop and consider quite how tropey this movie is?"
23. "I have a Pedro Pascal take the candid world is not ready for."
24. "Why can Telemachus shoot webs now?"
25. "Getting an extra half star because Marvel finally made a movie where I don't need to know canon of the 64 previous movies 😇"

1. "Actually very funny (never on purpose)."
2. "Really thought Javier Bardem was going to turn into Anton Chigurh after several of his cars were totaled."
3. "Each rewatch I'm less convinced all that work is worth the cash."
5. "What's aged the best: The Yankees fan being insufferable."
6. "It's 2026 and I think we need to bring back Jimmy Stewart punching journalists in the name of upholding the government to basic standards of decency."
7. "Rocket having drunk uncle energy is such a beautiful touch to the movie."
10. "My girlfriend could not keep the Billy Bats plot line straight. Five stars."
13. "The sound of plucking the bow did something to my central nervous system."
14. (No review) Voldemort almost becomes the Pope
15. "This is a children's movie?!"
18. "Saturday Night, but make it felt."
19. "I feel it to be a poor reflection on myself that I chose a friend group that didn't drag me to see this in theaters back in 2017."
22. "Ah jeez, what a film."