Zoom's RIDICULOUSLY STUPID Portmanteaus

9. Describing anything so absurd that even a squid would scoff at it.
11. A breakfast disaster in which toast is burnt beyond recognition, resulting in emotional distress.
12. A chaotic rebellion led by yellow fruit seeking freedom from oppressive grocery store shelving.
13. A financial system where Larson's cheese determines wealth and fondue controls inflation.
15. A dystopian society ruled entirely by burritos, where elections are won based on tortilla integrity.
16. An ancient, extinct beast rumored to have hunted unsuspecting ravioli in prehistoric times.

1. Someone wildly convinced that breakfast pastries contain lost wisdom.
2. A system of government where all major decisions are made by an elite council of gelatin-based desserts.
3. The upper atmospheric layer consisting entirely of rogue drifting lettuce leaves.
4. A high-stakes battle arena where ducks engage in theatrical combat using only sass and strategic waddling.
5. An unexplained, supernatural event involving flan appearing in locations where no flan should be.
6. An individual who boldly reclines on furniture as if piloting an intergalactic mission, despite never actually leaving the room.
7. The unsettling theory that all lost spoons have secretly been vanishing into a shadow government’s utensil vault.
8. The philosophical belief that omelets contemplate their own fragile existence before they’re scrambled.
10. A household phenomenon where abandoned socks accumulate in the washing machine, forming a thriving underwater civilization.
14. A highly localized culinary disaster in which cutlery becomes airborne and unreasonably dramatic.