Lexy wrecksy!

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Across
  1. 1. Much ___ about nothing
  2. 4. Something to climb up
  3. 7. desire of a child, a carpool partner, and a flirty college student: to be ____
  4. 8. pale, as in a mysterious illness
  5. 10. ____ Te Ching
  6. 11. coveter of children’s teeth
  7. 15. administer First ___ to someone with a cut
  8. 16. A way of figuring things out step by step
  9. 19. person protected from being shouted at outside clinics
  10. 20. Vital life force in Chinese culture
  11. 22. Devices to help control your horse
  12. 27. it fits ______ (and if it doesn’t, you must acquit)
  13. 28. short for a common slice in nyc
  14. 29. Take this up to see a hilltop in Lisboa or San Francisco
Down
  1. 1. Janet Reno, for example
  2. 2. I see
  3. 3. To get somewhere quickly
  4. 5. grad
  5. 6. Result of a Facebook spat
  6. 8. Asian kitchen staple
  7. 9. done at the end of a long day
  8. 10. “A drink with jam and bread”, perhaps
  9. 12. Agreement, for short
  10. 13. You’re a ___ all the way from your first cigarette to your last dying day
  11. 14. ___ your memory
  12. 17. clowns of the bird world
  13. 18. __ mama
  14. 21. ___atious lawsuit as per Rudy Giuliani
  15. 22. instead of a curse word on prime time
  16. 23. “bop shoopy a doo”
  17. 24. Jet or Bruce, at times
  18. 25. Scottish misfortune
  19. 26. folks or mountains, with water in jars both ways