Life is a Cabaret!

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Across
  1. 4. Om nom nom
  2. 6. "Mein Herr" death trap
  3. 8. Crystal specifics
  4. 9. The end
  5. 12. Betting agent
  6. 13. We'll need this soon!
  7. 14. Hidden in a kiss
  8. 15. You
  9. 19. Did she just say that?
  10. 23. Not "ta"
  11. 24. It will do in a pinch
  12. 25. Cliff's table
  13. 26. Quick 'n easy dinner
  14. 27. Day of reckoning
  15. 28. Real is better than fake!
  16. 29. "I ____ everything!"
Down
  1. 1. Deseperately needed
  2. 2. Eagle Headline: "Forum Theatre: ---"
  3. 3. How many rooms?
  4. 5. What could have been
  5. 7. How is this a show?
  6. 8. The last thing you won from me
  7. 10. Cliff
  8. 11. Not needed for this show
  9. 13. Eccentric millionaire's want
  10. 16. Who could possibly "live" here?
  11. 17. Literally the best thing ever in the history of ever
  12. 18. Dan in the party scene
  13. 20. Death
  14. 21. That which shall not be named
  15. 22. First date
  16. 26. I like my water free of this
  17. 30. Sally's drink of choice
  18. 31. They get EVERYWHERE