LOTS OF ANAGRAMS, FEW PUNS, AND ABSOLUTE WEIRDNESS (LOAFPAAW)

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Across
  1. 2. What Squire Morlon, the boss of Mella, and Old Gelafen are the first of
  2. 5. ________
  3. 7. E E E
  4. 11. Word said, for example, to drive away a cricket…or, if you take its homophone, what a half-cricket might threaten you with…or, if you take another homophone, a French word for something a cricket might eat
  5. 12. Response to _____
  6. 14. Person you might ask to help with a dallying fudge
  7. 16. ___ grail (a cup that can’t hold any water)
  8. 17. Tooth ___ (image that a dentist might use a dental X-ray to capture, informally)
  9. 19. The answer to the tail-mute quiet son of file, Venus’ ire, and the very gin; which you’ll want to try two of
  10. 23. Silæn líann ine sære dyren
  11. 24. Heavy wind seen at the end of August
  12. 25. Supreme being, either way
  13. 27. Something that's nevar put with the wrong end in front
  14. 28. It mimed irately, without any seconds
  15. 29. Never in no lapse…or (without a) now in tall Iguanian
  16. 30. The most charm-ing month
  17. 32. To scramble and mix up until you nag a ram
  18. 33. ___ hare (a scrambled trickster rabbit without a laugh)
  19. 35. Greeting said to O’s follower
  20. 36. “I see the ___ blaze” (something an arsonist or a mixed-up Eloise Elizabeth might say)
  21. 37. A stoop ed anned cull um sea hue men, sah ay
Down
  1. 1. Angry talk (and something that Eloise might do on a Monday)…or, with another S in the middle, to fight, either verbally or physically (and something that Quinn does often)
  2. 3. Topic found in Æthelflæd, Lady of the Mercians
  3. 4. Ward fore theh poll ace ewe inn hah bit, sah ay
  4. 6. Bird smaller than a raptor
  5. 8. H. E. Kara, (in my opinion) the best character of “We’d Worship Ant” by H. D. Mardracais
  6. 9. One might eat these when stressed and feeling backwards
  7. 10. Stitched in all directions
  8. 13. __________________________
  9. 15. Not on a frozen lake anymore
  10. 16. Hydrogen, aluminum, oxygen, germanium, nitrogen, and sulfur, for example
  11. 18. Character in “I Run a Bus,” a book featuring other characters such as Max, Ned, Em, Ali, Sun, and Ia.
  12. 20. Watt oh zee duhs two eel is a bath, knot theh oh their weigh a row end, sah ay
  13. 21. Vegetable you may have eaten back in May
  14. 22. Big ___ (massive haircut)
  15. 23. Where happiness can be found
  16. 26. A _ov_ble c_itter who was sl_i_ and is now an _ngel
  17. 31. ___ schön, manager’s polite response
  18. 34. Rheia rhon ine nyslœn særen nysn