Marriage

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Across
  1. 3. Public declaration that you've given up dating apps
  2. 6. Penguin costume for nervous grooms
  3. 7. Expensive circle that makes pockets jingle less
  4. 9. Overpriced flowers thrown at desperate singles
  5. 11. Professional witness to your beautiful mistake
  6. 13. Fancy car for your last ride as a free person
  7. 14. Romance killer disguised as paperwork
  8. 17. The expensive way to learn you were incompatible
  9. 19. Food wizard who makes your budget disappear
  10. 21. Practice session for the performance of your life
  11. 23. Guy who holds the rings and your last shred of dignity
  12. 25. White outfit more expensive than a car
  13. 26. Person paid to capture your expensive anxiety
Down
  1. 1. Bubbly drink to numb the financial reality
  2. 2. Professional who charges by the petal
  3. 4. The preview before the main show of compromise
  4. 5. Couple still pretending morning breath is cute
  5. 8. Last vacation where you'll both be pleasant
  6. 9. Friend forced to wear an ugly dress cheerfully
  7. 10. Promises made before you knew about their sock-leaving habits
  8. 12. Where your freedom goes to die (kidding!)
  9. 15. Kneeling performance that empties your bank account
  10. 16. What you used to be when Netflix was yours alone
  11. 18. Wishlist for adults who can't pick their own towels
  12. 19. The only sweet thing left after the first argument
  13. 20. Party where your relatives embarrass you publicly
  14. 22. Annual test of your gift-buying creativity
  15. 24. Your permanent roommate who judges your cereal choices