Marriage
Across
- 3. Public declaration that you've given up dating apps
- 6. Penguin costume for nervous grooms
- 7. Expensive circle that makes pockets jingle less
- 9. Overpriced flowers thrown at desperate singles
- 11. Professional witness to your beautiful mistake
- 13. Fancy car for your last ride as a free person
- 14. Romance killer disguised as paperwork
- 17. The expensive way to learn you were incompatible
- 19. Food wizard who makes your budget disappear
- 21. Practice session for the performance of your life
- 23. Guy who holds the rings and your last shred of dignity
- 25. White outfit more expensive than a car
- 26. Person paid to capture your expensive anxiety
Down
- 1. Bubbly drink to numb the financial reality
- 2. Professional who charges by the petal
- 4. The preview before the main show of compromise
- 5. Couple still pretending morning breath is cute
- 8. Last vacation where you'll both be pleasant
- 9. Friend forced to wear an ugly dress cheerfully
- 10. Promises made before you knew about their sock-leaving habits
- 12. Where your freedom goes to die (kidding!)
- 15. Kneeling performance that empties your bank account
- 16. What you used to be when Netflix was yours alone
- 18. Wishlist for adults who can't pick their own towels
- 19. The only sweet thing left after the first argument
- 20. Party where your relatives embarrass you publicly
- 22. Annual test of your gift-buying creativity
- 24. Your permanent roommate who judges your cereal choices