MThankS!!!

1. the real Thanksgiving football showdown (there's even a trophy that was fished out of a lake...)
4. break this for good luck
8. also called a "three bird roast" (let's be real: no one calls it that, not even John Madden)
9. what we are all really grateful for
12. "turkey for me and turkey for you, let's eat turkey in a big ___ ___"
13. "I'm Les ____ the man on the scene for the big WKRP Turkey Drop Giveaway!"
14. a holiday staple, these weren't eaten at the first Thanksgiving as they were considered poisonous
15. Elaine wins him the chance to hold the Woody Woodpecker balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
17. Jerome ____ who DEFINITELY called "tails" for the coin toss on Thanksgiving Day, 1998
20. Snoopy uses this kind of table when setting up Thanksgiving dinner
21. the best part of the day after... and the next day... and the next...
23. Phyllis ____, who said her cooking was so bad her kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor

2. "it started 2 Thanksgiving's ago... you can get anything you want at Alice's _____"
3. city with the oldest Thanksgiving Day parade
5. someone who starts a diet the day before Thanksgiving
6. "Those aren't ______!!!"
7. that's Miss Turkey to you
10. this means "horn of plenty"
11. it could happen at any time, Barney!
16. NOT a Christmas song, it never even mentions Christmas and was written as a Thanksgiving drinking song
18. Corp. _____ whose ill-prepared turkey made everyone at the 4077 sick with salmonella
19. hot oil + frozen turkey = good choices with our new ____"
22. the holiday favorite, vegan-style