Meggy’s Crossword
Across
- 2. A prayer for this guy, and all who hear about this character in the book that inspired Sadie’s weird foul ball death movie.
- 4. Frasier’s signature solo.
- 6. Metamorphosis author- or what Michael thinks his name is- that Helene is referencing.
- 9. Nickname of Sadie’s that Emily’s dad thinks is cute and funny and uses to refer to them exclusively.
- 10. The Clarks and the Kearnses each have a first cousin with this first name.
- 11. Arctic this- choice mint flavor for our dear Terry Lewis.
- 13. Descriptor for a perfectly normal toddler.
- 15. Clothing item made of leather that the mysterious little girl sweeping the street was wearing.
- 16. Dogs get in here.
- 17. Menu item Emily and Meg once refused for no reason at In N Out when offered to them for free.
- 18. 49 year old singer who blames his bisexuality for his cheating- Meg once used one of his lyrics as a post caption and Mal has never forgotten that.
- 19. Meg used to say this to ensure her intellectual property wouldn’t be stolen.
- 21. Iconic last name of the only role Meg and Emily have both played.
- 22. Feud-ending phrase.
- 23. Way Greg once appeared onstage, something he has in common with Joe from Hannibal, MO.
- 29. Sadie’s special creature that reminds them of a beloved Woman who Was.
- 31. Car driving aide.
- 34. Carole and Betty love this month.
- 36. Wheat disease that afflicts at least two in every four Clarks.
- 39. Meg’s signature beverage that makes Emily throw up if she drinks it on its own.
- 40. What Bulldog’s dyslexic date thought the intruder had.
- 43. Special natal, anniversary, and serendipitously appearing marquee set of two digits.
- 44. Famous phrase that caused an ear-pulling chastisement for a little Rebecca Gibbs.
- 46. Honeymoon location, movie title, and as Mykonos calls it, home.
- 47. When not cast as Joseph, someone might feel they were this- they weren’t.
- 49. Meg and Sadie had two of these, and it was also part of the title of the worst play Emily and Meg have ever seen.
- 51. Sometimes anthropomorphized, always present item on the music hall stage.
- 52. Signature dish at the safest restaurant in town.
- 55. Alina starred in this show while concealing a pregnant belly.
- 56. Substance inexplicably found on the Beauty and the Beast set.
- 57. We haven’t any.
- 59. It was Good Company Players’ 50th anniversary reception, but we call it The this.
- 60. Cross these and something that is definitely already going to happen might happen.
Down
- 1. The life of an orphan and the title of a song Meg once gleefully sang fully clothed while sitting in Emily’s parents’ brand new bathtub in the middle of the night.
- 3. Holy Sister who suffered identity theft a few times while Meg understudied her.
- 4. Laurie said that she knows people do this, but that can’t be what she meant.
- 5. Oscar will have this is we mess up this crossword.
- 7. Audra’s first juniors audition song. Jonan Sanders knows the answer for sure.
- 8. When repeated thrice: a store with which Kelly Kapoor is quite familiar.
- 12. Emily stole this boyfriend of Meg’s. But she hopes she’ll be forgiven, as they’ve been very happy for six years now.
- 13. It doesn’t have to just be this topic in a crossword puzzle.
- 14. Hybrid fashion style not appropriate for workwear.
- 20. Irish stream of consciousness master. (Besides Meg and Emily)
- 24. 2019 event that really stressed Mal and Meg out.
- 25. Condition that afflicts Lucille II and Emily.
- 26. Super Swedish hit that we used to sing to Cooper.
- 27. Good to be one.
- 28. Name of the cousin who gave Emily and Meg their GCP jackets.
- 30. Color of Sadie in Emily’s synesthesia brain that Meg thinks is apt.
- 32. One might describe Mia this way and we don’t know why she’s like this.
- 33. They didn’t call for a line, they’re simply this.
- 35. Isle where Mal studied abroad, and what appears on Samantha’s engagement ring.
- 37. Iconic dear-departed actress who appeared in Young Frankenstein and The Office.
- 38. Two cartoon or cartoonish characters share this name: one is Mickey’s rival with the high pants, one is a protagonist in a play Emily was in.
- 41. Unit of measure that Emily got stuck saying in a loop onstage.
- 42. Parental birth month.
- 45. Name of both a burger joint and famous factory.
- 48. Baby name used to pick up where the seven brothers’ mother left off, and also name of someone who brought in her baby.
- 50. Meg, Emily, and Shawn used to say they were this if one of them was tucked up in bed at the L Street house.
- 51. Name of a former boss who has employed at least four of Meg’s friends,
- 53. Same-word-twice first part of an Office quote that had London, Meg, and Emily too much in stitches to sleep before a Disney day.
- 54. Name of one of Roz’s suitors, and also a local actor who famously missed an entrance, leaving Brooke and Emily to almost improvise an alternate ending to the play they were in.
- 58. Three-word phrase with unclear origin, Meg and Emily think they said it to a Whole Foods cashier once.