Michael

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Across
  1. 3. Monica Salitore once had a large bottle of this in her carry on and TSA thought it was a bomb
  2. 6. A score of one stroke under par in golf
  3. 7. Name of a famous singer and a young dog
  4. 9. First official President of the Republic of Texas
  5. 12. Always remember the _____
  6. 13. Finish the Avett Brothers lyric: “there’s a darkness upon me that’s flooded in _____”
  7. 14. Dutch golden age painter known for his mastery of light and shadows
Down
  1. 1. Gavin Salitore hilariously said before his card was declined, “sky’s the _____!”
  2. 2. Land of gators, crocs, swamps, and insane news headlines
  3. 4. Patron Saint of travelers, motorists, and drivers
  4. 5. A common southern saying that deeply confuses northerners
  5. 8. Month of the year when the most serial killers are born, like Ted Bundy and Charles Manson
  6. 10. The questionable fourth installment in the Indiana Jones franchise, “Kingdom of the Crystal ____”
  7. 11. An outdoor sport involving navigating turbulent river rapids
  8. 15. Hair a man grows on his face
  9. 16. national park located near Moab, Utah