Michael

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Across
  1. 4. you eat this last on thanksgiving
  2. 8. "Michael, don't take my ____"
  3. 10. you could win this TV game show
  4. 12. "a nice cheese pizza just for me"
  5. 13. this dog never settles down
  6. 15. NHL team
  7. 17. dream job
  8. 18. favorite vacation spot
Down
  1. 1. this dog has stinky breath
  2. 2. you did this by ugly girls in bars
  3. 3. this dog snorts like a pig
  4. 5. NFL team
  5. 6. who made you a grandpa
  6. 7. you send these over text a lot
  7. 9. you did this in high school
  8. 11. "someone has to wake up and make the ___"
  9. 13. favorite pie flavor
  10. 14. pooty
  11. 16. favorite food mom makes