Movies Based on Bad Write Ups

2. Foreign robot and puddle of liquid fight over teenager
3. A widower flies to tropical climates to make good on an old, unfulfilled promise made to his wife years before armed with only a dog and a small, fat asian boy
5. After witnessing the death of his father, a young nobleman leaves his home and lives with two hippies. Later he returns to seek vengeance
8. Angel of Death retrieves the spirits of recently deceased children and helps to guide them to the afterlife
12. Godzilla versus Transformers
13. Farm boy kills millions of soldiers with the help of a robot and an old man
14. An adopted son feels betrayed by his family and tries to gain control of their empire, while trying to reconnect with his real bloodline
15. All of a man's children are killed, and his only surviving son gets kidnapped, so he must go on a round-the-world quest with a mentally handicapped woman to save him
17. The dad from "That 70's Show" kills a cop, who comes back as a murderous robot

1. Crossdressing man seeks to destroy consensual relationship in order to get physically closer to children
4. Homeless man falsifies nationality to marry a princess and ends up preventing a coup
6. Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again
7. Young karate student trains and competes in competition only to be eliminated by a jerk who cheats
9. A redheaded femme fatale cheats on her fiance with an 18 year-old degenerate and watches her relationship sink
10. Young girl moves in with neighbor who can't read to learn how to clean
11. Billionaire dedicates fortune to cosplay and beating up the mentally ill
16. Jesus's Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Niece is recruited for a Holy Expedition by Alan Rickman, constantly fends off advances from Jason Mewes, and takes religious advice from George Carlin, all while Ben Affleck and Matt Damon try to end existence