My Funny Valentine

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Across
  1. 1. This is what it sounds like when MST 3000 cries
  2. 7. Dena's fancy dream
  3. 8. Condition that affects flustered English majors/law clerks at parties
  4. 9. Pink sands and anniversaries
  5. 12. Let them eat cake here for their first anniversary
  6. 13. Big Fat ______ Daddy, to a four-year-old
  7. 14. Steal your heart with these flowers
  8. 15. Christmas chocolates
  9. 16. Nasal champagne is the single most thing I've ever seen
Down
  1. 2. Deadly lunch credit
  2. 3. What visiting boyfriend sleeps beneath
  3. 4. Lordly first apartment
  4. 5. Legal cargo from Houston
  5. 6. Wedding where strangers meet
  6. 10. Playboy from Route 666
  7. 11. Reception centerpiece for Louisville debs
  8. 12. What sets Mark W. and Dasher apart
  9. 16. Costume for a southern lawyer's daughter