Mystery Machine 2025 - Puns, Groaners, & Truly Bad Jokes

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Across
  1. 5. Blood type of a pessimist
  2. 6. Your mother's mothers favorite thing to do in Micro
  3. 9. Where does Shaggy live?
  4. 10. What to do with sick Chem Techs?
  5. 13. Our Micro department relies on its excellent ____
  6. 14. These cellular inclusions love hot dogs and french fries
  7. 20. What breed of dog is Scooby Doo?
  8. 25. Anti-M's favorite movie
  9. 26. What to say to a strong, confident fluids tech
  10. 28. Second clue of celebration
  11. 32. These will never go viral no matter how popular they are
  12. 34. First of 4 clues that this crossword puzzle celebrates
  13. 36. The centrifuge was calm because it had great _____
  14. 37. This antigen's favorite TV show is Bonanza
  15. 39. If H2O is water, what is H2SO4?
  16. 43. The phlebotomist's favorite ice cream
  17. 45. These cells are very military
  18. 49. The Chem Tech's manager said "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the ___"
  19. 50. This antigen is very devout
  20. 51. Said when two red blood cells get married?
  21. 52. Third clue of celebration
  22. 53. The phlebotomist is artistic because she ___ blood
  23. 55. What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?
  24. 58. To impress his date, the Immuno Tech gave her a ___
  25. 59. Anatomic Path deserves a fun clue. I think I can ____
  26. 61. A phlebotomist's favorite animal
  27. 62. How does a Lab Tech freshen her breath?
Down
  1. 1. What biochemicals wash up on beaches?
  2. 2. This microbiology practice can get you arrested
  3. 3. The Chem Tech tried to be a comedian but got __ ___
  4. 4. What type of flowers do bacteria like?
  5. 7. To hear blood flowing close to the skin listen _____
  6. 8. If the owner of Amazon were a blood cell:___ ___
  7. 11. The phlebotomist's favorite dog
  8. 12. Musical inspiration for Scooby-Dooby-Doos name:___ ___
  9. 15. Especially if they don't ____ too much humor (end of #24 DOWN)
  10. 16. This lab is so relaxed, they go with the ___ ___
  11. 17. Hematology is such a fun place. It's a ____!
  12. 18. If you only get sick on weekdays, you have a ____ immune system
  13. 19. The blood cell broke up with its partner to find someone more ____
  14. 21. A Lab Tech's favorite board game
  15. 22. Said when two red blood cells get married
  16. 23. A Micro Tech's favorite 80's band
  17. 24. Organ puns can be pretty ____ (continued with #15 DOWN)
  18. 27. The MDx Tech's favorite KISS member
  19. 29. I'm donating blood to myself!
  20. 30. Final clue of celebration
  21. 31. What Mendel said when he founded genetics? "Woo___"
  22. 33. These cells love to go shopping
  23. 35. Bad puns for the AP lab? Are you _____ me?
  24. 38. Where a Heme Tech goes on vacation
  25. 40. The phlebotomist's favorite crafting hobby
  26. 41. What did the antibody go as to the Halloweek party?
  27. 42. What Shaggy says when he's scared
  28. 44. I tried to come up with more clues for Chemistry but all the good ones ____
  29. 46. The MDx Tech likes her toast to be "____" than mine
  30. 47. Heme Tech's favorite drink
  31. 48. Which of Scooby's friends is most likely to be a Lab Tech?
  32. 54. A microscope's favorite exercise
  33. 56. The Chem Tech was _____ to come to work
  34. 57. The AP lab likes to keep things nice and _____
  35. 60. The "tiniest" virus in the world?