Clay Turns 30

2. according to Clay, the single best animated character Disney ever produced
4. out of respect, rooms of impressionable (empty) minds refer to Clay in a formal title
6. all of clays hopes joys and desires ride on this man.
7. Clay’s better 50%
8. a vehicle only needs to be 25 years old to qualify to be registered as such… imagine what they must say about 30+ year old
9. Clay’s unironic song genre of choice
12. the opposite of 6 across
13. some people can last a few seconds, I myself have been known to go on for half a minute, but Clay will do this for as long as it takes; an homage to Hodor
14. like the regular kind but with a spin; and water hazards… apparently
17. moldable earthy material

1. the unequivocal undisputed best overall muppet movie
3. I’d hate to be a nearby one of these if Clay says a good point or talks about the dish he made for dinner last night; you might get a swift kick
5. dry, you can write a poem, make a plane, or jot a thought. wet, you can make Clay gag.
6. the greatest competition on earth; just don’t bother Clay during this week
9. Clay may want to give this up entirely when you walk your push cart on the green
10. if teaching doesn’t work out, Slentz would finally pursue his potentially monopolistic establishment
11. Clay is one
15. animal donned on Clays wardrobe, a call back to his days spent in the city of gains
16. under no circumstances can this man be alive for Christmas time