Nerk Valley Crossword

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Across
  1. 4. Where you officially belong if you’ve made it this far in the magazine
  2. 8. The source of Marcos-related trust issues
  3. 9. An unsolicited emotional delivery from a mysterious figure who disappears foracontext and returns with increasingly alarming lore. Character locked—continue to page 18.
Down
  1. 1. Johnny’s preferred tool for attracting an imaginary audience
  2. 2. Something frequently misplaced during a Nerk Valley function
  3. 3. The unofficial fuel of Nerk Valley
  4. 5. According to Nerk law, this must always be protected
  5. 6. What Emmett farms without even trying
  6. 7. The bird forced to represent the Nerk Values