New Years Resolutions

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Across
  1. 2. Will become wildly popular in Greenland with her break dancing debut.
  2. 4. Will give up tiny living in exchange for building a McMansion on North Lake Leelanau.
  3. 5. Will be appointed lead gif-master for the white house by President Joe Bidden.
  4. 7. Will begin his training to compete as a rhythmic gymnast.
  5. 8. Will defeat her arch-nemesis, the mailman, once and for all.
Down
  1. 1. Will give in to his true passion and become a professional bbq-sauce taste tester.
  2. 3. Will finally take the leap and start his own Chuck Norris fan club.
  3. 4. Will find an agate that sets a new world record.
  4. 6. Will reform from his thuggish ways leaving the Corner Gang and joining forces with the Other Corner Gang.