No, you watch YOUR back, Michael.

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Across
  1. 3. What I always say before leaving the house. (4 words)
  2. 6. I mean it's one banana, Michael, what could it cost? (2 words)
  3. 7. Favorite thing to secretly do, but pretend we're not doing. (2 words)
  4. 8. What county in Pennsylvania is the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch located in?
  5. 10. Voice of Ultron. (2 words)
  6. 11. Candy. Game Room. Pontoon.
  7. 12. Our go-to Christmas movie. (2 words)
  8. 14. Who's got your Vikings mugs?
  9. 16. Three ladies in white. Joshua has to go. (2 words)
  10. 17. Who did we bump into at the airport? (2 words)
  11. 19. Stop! Okay Go. (2 words)
  12. 20. My favorite of your body parts. (2 words)
  13. 23. Woah! Dude! It like totally worked! (2 words)
  14. 24. Name of the bookstore we went to after our anniversary brunch. (3 words)
  15. 26. The show I don't let you watch. You know, you know, you know why. (3 words)
Down
  1. 1. Dopest BBQ feast in AZ!
  2. 2. Numbers and letters, but no points to gain.
  3. 4. Eructative emission.
  4. 5. Gigi's must-have ingredient for Old Fashioneds. (2 words)
  5. 9. I come home. You're cleaning the house. What flick are you watching? (2 words)
  6. 13. BEES? (5 words)
  7. 15. Who's a good girl? Who's our favorite lil Chipotle burrito?
  8. 18. Relatives of the bony-eared assfish.
  9. 21. It's sexy time. What song do I start humming? (3 words)
  10. 22. When I make a dumb mistake. (3 words)
  11. 25. Bump, Set, NOPE from Michael.
  12. 27. How many Chris's in the Marvel Universe?