Not your Average Crossword Puzzle - Father's Day Edition!

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Across
  1. 2. Modern day____; Opening jars & killing spiders \m/
  2. 4. I don’t always fix things, but when I do, I use all the_____ except the right one.
  3. 7. Original Dad of the dad
  4. 8. My house is quiet until the pests... I mean kids, wake up.
  5. 9. What’s the opposite of “she who must be obeyed”?
  6. 10. What sport lets Dad nap between every play
  7. 12. You say "father's day" I say “BBQ and lawn chair” month.
Down
  1. 1. Call me Chauffeur! this family is driving me crazy
  2. 3. CEO of bad puns
  3. 5. ___was a pretty sad day for me....But the day before that was a Sadder day!
  4. 6. I slept outside once. It was intense
  5. 7. I don’t always cook outside, but when I do, I like to meat expectations.
  6. 11. I wore my thoughts around my neck. People said it was a lot to ___.