????? (nsfw inside joke edition)

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Across
  1. 1. halloween.
  2. 3. a girl's best friend!
  3. 5. I'm jealous and turned on that you don't have any of these (2 words).
  4. 6. ______ _____ ice cream is not so bad :-) (2 words).
  5. 8. a bathroom necessity (2 words).
  6. 10. kitchen must-have for lunch (2 words).
  7. 12. social media platform we met on.
  8. 13. the channel always on for background noise.
  9. 15. our emotional support dad.
  10. 16. you like this on PIZZA
  11. 18. he put his syllabus on a ______ ___! (2 words).
Down
  1. 2. you are the QUEEN of ________ pics!
  2. 4. a quote from a dream of mine (3 words).
  3. 7. a show I dreamed Harry was on.
  4. 9. our (at least mine) favorite game pigeon game.
  5. 11. "Honey?! Where is my _____?"
  6. 14. kitchen must-have for breakfast (2 words).
  7. 17. our bone marrow baby.