Oh the places we won't go! A lyrical list of places we aren't going next weekend.

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Across
  1. 3. There ain't nothing in __________ | For a monkey woman to do
  2. 5. To shine in your __________ | To sparkle in your China
  3. 6. __________ owes the charmer under me
  4. 9. On the water down in ____ ______ | My baby's the pearl of the quarter
  5. 13. I am holding the mystical sphere | It's direct from __________
  6. 14. Drink kirschwasser from a shell | ____ ______ show and tell
  7. 16. While the world is sleeping | We meet at ____ ______
  8. 17. I'm Lester the Nightfly | Hello ___ _______
  9. 18. A shadow crossed the blue __________ sky | As we hit the causeway by the big hotel
Down
  1. 1. Grande Where the sailor spend his hard-earned pay | Any man left on the __________
  2. 2. Off to __________ | Just for the ride
  3. 4. Driving like a fool out to __________ | Drinking his dinner from a paper sack
  4. 7. Sweet things from __________ | So young and willing
  5. 8. Where the nights are bright | And joy is complete | Keep my squeeze on ____ ______ Street
  6. 10. Take her down to Mexico, she said oh no | __________ won't do
  7. 11. Well I've been around the world | And I've been in the __________ Zoo
  8. 12. And get out of here. | Down to __________ Street | There you go
  9. 15. Bodacious cowboys | Such as your friend | Will never be welcome here | High in the __________