Opposite Day

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Across
  1. 4. Definitely didn't write this crossword.
  2. 5. Never scores goals in soccer.
  3. 7. The shortest in the class.
  4. 8. Sucks at cricket.
Down
  1. 1. The most serious in the class.
  2. 2. The quietest singer.
  3. 3. The tallest in the class.
  4. 5. The class clown.
  5. 6. Hates Taylor Swift.