Circuitous Crossword
Across
- 6. Weirdly enough, 5 DOWN’s less weird name is also the USPS abbreviation for this state.
- 7. While 6 ACROSS is the first state alphabetically, if you combine its usps abbreviation with the first chronological state's USPS abbreviation, you get this word.
- 9. This state's capital shares a name with 1 DOWN.
- 10. In this song, a fiddle player makes a 7 ACROSS with the devil down in the state that borders 6 ACROSS.
- 11. The titular 2 DOWN in this early-1990s film has the same name (although it is spelled differently) as the Scottish groundskeeper at Bart and Lisa's school in The Simpsons.
- 12. This city, home to the oldest continuously operating university in Europe, shares its name with 4 ACROSS — at least, that’s how 5 DOWN pronounces it.
Down
- 1. This New England city, home to the Basketball Hall of Fame, was founded in 1636 by an ancestor of a famously reclusive postmodern writer who refuses to show his face in public — so much so that when he voiced himself on The Simpsons, his cartoon version wore a paper bag over its head.
- 2. The aquatic mammal you get if you combine the USPS abbreviation for the state whose most populous city is a sister city of 12 ACROSS with the USPS abbreviation for the state that, as of 2025, would have the fourth-largest GDP in the world if it were a country.
- 3. If you combine the USPS state abbreviation of 1 DOWN and 9 ACROSS, you get this word.
- 4. While 10 ACROSS came in 50th on Billboard’s Hot 100 singles of 1979, this parody song by 5 DOWN was based on that year’s number-one song, My Sharona.
- 5. This musician’s 11 minute and 23 second song is also the most populous city in 8 DOWN.
- 8. This state's capital shares a name with a fictional character that gets so much 3 DOWN that the USPS has a special program that invites regular people to legally open and respond to it.