Parke Holiday Crossword

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Across
  1. 2. Totally not Santa.
  2. 5. "Are you sure that one's not mine?"
  3. 6. "Stick to tradition!!".
  4. 7. Gift-card extraordinaire.
  5. 8. Has big mommy issues.
Down
  1. 1. Hunting for the Christmas Mouse.
  2. 3. Still asks for Toys for Christmas.
  3. 4. All she wants for Christmas is wet food.
  4. 8. Should be entered into a hot dog eating contest.