Perry's Perplexing Puzzle

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Across
  1. 1. It's 3AM? I'm hungry.
  2. 2. Often consumed by delighted fathers.
  3. 3. Mexican food.
  4. 4. Tuesday?
  5. 7. "I'll __ you in the shin!"
  6. 10. Best dorm on campus?
  7. 11. Drunk? No, I'm ___.
  8. 13. Post Malone drinks this.
  9. 15. Beer dog.
  10. 16. Liquor.
  11. 17. You want a ___ on the balcony?
  12. 18. Hoppy liquid that make Perry happy.
Down
  1. 1. Taqueria.
  2. 2. Do they sell on Sundays? Yes.
  3. 5. What's Perry making for lunch?
  4. 6. Street of residence.
  5. 8. "Offering the Best possible experiences to prepare our boys today for life as men tomorrow."
  6. 9. Happy store.
  7. 12. Thursday?
  8. 14. Very nutty beer.
  9. 18. Other happy store.