Physics

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Across
  1. 3. Tiny particle with commitment issues, always changing energy levels
  2. 6. When uranium atoms break up messier than a reality TV divorce
  3. 11. The force that makes toast always land butter-side down
  4. 13. The Switzerland of atomic particles, staying neutral in all conflicts
  5. 16. What happens to your heart rate during a physics exam
  6. 17. What it takes to open a pickle jar that your spouse opened easily
  7. 18. What increases mysteriously every time you step on a scale
  8. 19. How loud your neighbor's music is at 2 AM
  9. 21. How often you check your phone per minute
  10. 24. The mysterious force between you and your refrigerator at midnight
  11. 25. Invisible river that makes your toaster work and your bills higher
  12. 26. Building block of everything, including your student debt
  13. 27. What microwaves use to make your leftover pizza radioactive
Down
  1. 1. The reason you're still on the couch watching Netflix
  2. 2. How far apart you and your Wi-Fi router's understanding are
  3. 4. The reason physicists can't decide if Schrödinger's cat needs therapy
  4. 5. What shopping carts have when they're heading toward expensive cars
  5. 7. Massless particle that somehow manages to light up your electric bill
  6. 8. How fast your phone falls when you're standing over concrete
  7. 9. Why your socks disappear in the dryer but your lint trap fills up
  8. 10. When atoms decide to form a group chat
  9. 12. What makes your hair stand up when you touch a doorknob
  10. 14. The fourth state of matter and what's inside your expensive TV
  11. 15. Positive particle that's optimistic about every chemical reaction
  12. 20. What you lose when trying to explain quantum mechanics to your cat
  13. 21. When hydrogen atoms have a party and create helium confetti
  14. 22. Why your room gets messy faster than you can clean it
  15. 23. What your body has to waking up on Monday mornings