Piston Cup cross word

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Across
  1. 2. bad for your hitch
  2. 3. leaking oil until engine failure
  3. 9. cola with guaranteed crash
  4. 10. instant death batteries
  5. 11. decals that will never peel off
  6. 13. made for zombie cars
  7. 14. angers tanks
  8. 15. forces hood surgery
  9. 19. freezes your radiator
  10. 21. made from Dumpster springs berries
  11. 22. poison disguised as vitamins
  12. 23. a week of hiccups
  13. 24. not medical
  14. 26. needs to have you call a towtruck
  15. 28. breaks your roof
  16. 29. no insurance for bumpers
Down
  1. 1. king of broken gascaps
  2. 3. pistons stolen and resold
  3. 4. makes paint duller
  4. 5. clutch gets destroyed
  5. 6. mint which kills your motor
  6. 7. makes tires grey
  7. 8. produces trunk smoke
  8. 12. kills your suspension
  9. 16. carburetor malfunctioner
  10. 17. increases foul tire stench
  11. 18. 75% Brush Curber's paint
  12. 20. makes cars smell like a dump!
  13. 25. toxic cookies
  14. 27. compresses tailpipe
  15. 28. worthless windshields