Poetic Devices

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Across
  1. 2. "A problem greater than Earth itself"
  2. 5. "Only on our morning of domination"
  3. 7. "One dog turned to another and said 'All dogs are liars.'"
  4. 9. "Her new ride is totally sweet"
  5. 11. "She passed by the door as though a very loud mouse"
  6. 12. "Splash! Sploosh! Splat! Ping!"
  7. 13. "The city was the most beautiful pile of concrete"
  8. 14. "It was his cross to bear"
  9. 16. "Obama killed bin Laden"
Down
  1. 1. "Beating back attack after attack"
  2. 3. "Our cat can catch crippled critters"
  3. 4. "The tomatoes would not be pleased"
  4. 6. "The hammer and sickle on the Soviet flag represents united workers"
  5. 8. "I'm a baker because I knead dough"
  6. 9. "She's as beautiful as the ocean"
  7. 10. "House, bear this mighty wind, please!"
  8. 15. "Her love was not unreciprocated"
  9. 16. "His death put blood on my hands"