Poorly Described Video Games 2: The Sequel That Only Specifically I Wanted

2. Use your feather collection to get cell reception.
3. This game is named after the common abbreviation for the World Wide Web.
5. Play as a living pipe cleaner and act as messengers between various depressed gods.
9. Decide that walls won't stop you.
11. Fans of this game have a chronic inability to trust anyone that appears round and cute.
13. Jump directly into hardened concrete and somehow end up without a concussion.
15. Obviously, the only way to fix your mistakes is shooting yourself. (...I'm not kidding, this is the plot of the game.)
17. Depressed? Then complete the world's deadliest hike and realize how bad you look in purple!
18. Play with play-doh, but be careful not to mix all the colors together.
19. You're so good at arguing, you don't even need to make sense to win the argument!
20. Kill the three people the king assigned to stop your sibling from exploding and blinding everyone.
21. Every update removed the same bug from the game, until they gave up in 2020.

1. Let's be honest, you're just going to do the community center thing and ignore the rest of the game.
4. Look, it's a good game, but if I have to hear ONE MORE STUPID SKELETON MEME because of it, I will very much kill someone.
6. Get over your fear of birds by destroying one with the power of found family.
7. There are so, so many incredible strategies, and yet you choose to spam the 120-power move with recoil damage.
8. The "ultimate crossover event" that didn't even include Waluigi.
10. Debt.
12. A computer gaslights you while you renovate the room's walls.
14. You can only use a ranged attack if you have full health.
16. Listen to the catchiest game theme of all time while screaming that you put a 2 by 2 square in the wrong spot.
18. A game that takes forever to beat despite the fact that you are the fastest thing alive.