Pun-Filled Crossword
Across
- 4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was
- 6. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
- 9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
- 10. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many ___
- 11. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
- 12. What’s brown and sticky?
- 13. What do you call fake spaghetti?
- 16. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
- 18. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the
- 19. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Down
- 1. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't ___
- 2. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
- 3. How do you organize a space party? You ___ it
- 5. The sound a dog makes when it runs out of ink
- 7. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
- 8. What does a house wear?
- 10. What do you call a pig that does karate?
- 14. A pirate’s favorite letter
- 15. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was ___
- 17. What do you call a sleeping bull?