puzzle

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Across
  1. 2. club penguin user and how ethan would describe me
  2. 5. sexiest man alive, according to my dad
  3. 6. the first name of a man who creates the substance jonah loves to consume
  4. 7. causes bad weather stuff like maybe a volcano
  5. 9. some would describe the old Maryland governor as:
  6. 11. an excellent show for adhd viewers
  7. 12. only semi-problematic
  8. 14. grandma of the century
  9. 16. the most desirable thing
  10. 17. the best primetime viewing to ever exist
Down
  1. 1. underdog in the world cup
  2. 3. brazil
  3. 4. smelliest downstairs
  4. 8. a nickname for me and a poor dog
  5. 10. the best professor/the worst professor
  6. 13. sexiest man alive, according to you
  7. 15. the watcher of those at a post abortable age
  8. 16. anyways