Puzzle Puzzle 13
Across
- 5. Pulled out their childhood teddy bear and asked if you’d babysit it.
- 6. Demanded you try their experimental chili... which set off the fire alarm
- 7. Asked if you'd donate a kidney… just in case they need it someday
- 8. Asked if you’d be comfortable being the Robin to their Batman... forever.
- 9. Interrupted you every 10 minutes to yell, 'Plot twist!’
- 10. Confessed they’ve named all their houseplants after exes
Down
- 1. Refused to eat because food is a distraction from spiritual ascension.
- 2. Said their life goal is to marry a hologram celebrity.
- 3. Admitted they practice their dramatic breakup speeches in the mirror
- 4. Showed up in a full knight’s armor and demanded you joust for their affection