Puzzle Puzzle 8

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Across
  1. 3. Tried to hypnotize you to “bring out your true personality”
  2. 5. baby Kept calling the waiter 'Daddy' for fun.
  3. 6. Confessed to stealing their neighbor's Wi-Fi and calling it 'networking.
  4. 8. Refused to sit down because they were ‘saving energy for the dance floor
  5. 9. Brought their taxidermy pet squirrel 'to meet you.
Down
  1. 1. Started ordering for you in an accent that got progressively weirder.
  2. 2. Brought a 3D-printed model of their ideal partner’s face... not yours.
  3. 4. Handed you a form titled 'Application to Date Me' with essay questions.
  4. 7. Demanded you pick a side in their ongoing feud with their barista.