Quotes by My Mother

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Across
  1. 1. That's what we'd look like if we (meaning our car) were what?
  2. 3. What beverage you get when you get your throat slit.
  3. 4. This animal (not a wolf) is indistinguishable from a dog, apparently, as a crow is from a raven.
Down
  1. 1. Where to pee when the bathroom has a key (because FUCK that).
  2. 2. Heard before "fuck you" when someone makes a terrible traffic decision.