Reading Comprehension Quiz, 8/1/15

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Across
  1. 2. Don't be andesine, it's Totally Imperial Topaz
  2. 3. These are longer in the USSR
  3. 8. Likes them young
  4. 10. Has a weakness Bad Religion
  5. 11. Furniture for biters
  6. 15. A Queen beyond Queens
  7. 17. Another name for Gepetto
  8. 18. I'm a survivor!
Down
  1. 1. I'm not your bro, bros
  2. 4. Scavenger hunt
  3. 5. Favorite color of the monarchy
  4. 6. patron saint of couriers.
  5. 7. Mr Punch (as in Punch & Judy)
  6. 9. Not a Tarentino fan
  7. 12. A rat's silver lining
  8. 13. Like TLC, he cancelled this Duggar inspiration
  9. 14. Shade favored by elders
  10. 16. Gets top billing in New York