Registration Riddles

3. The "ID me" dance we do for the bill.
4. The golden ticket to a real bed upstairs.
7. Medical purgatory; not well enough to go, not quite sick enough to stay.
10. The chariot that we never have enough of.
13. The most expensive "autograph" a patient gives us.
14. Within the hour.
15. Where the tiniest patients call the shots.
16. The hospital.
20. Fix 'em and flip 'em.
22. The silent law that keeps your neighbor's business off the breakroom table.

1. The patient repository.
2. Where the paperwork starts.
5. The "wake up call" after the lights go out.
6. A caffein fix.
8. The jokesters of the ED.
9. The uniform of many colors.
11. The only floor where "pushing" is a good thing and screaming is expected.
12. The numbers that paint the numeric picture.
17. The plastic lifeline.
18. Ensures your wallet is not an issue.
19. I can see right through you.
21. Where the gatekeeper awaits.