Relating your town

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Across
  1. 3. CELEBRITIES High school football coach and that one guy who won on a game show
  2. 6. App where lost pets and conspiracy theories receive equal attention
  3. 8. Annual event where the entire town shows up to watch high schoolers play instruments badly
  4. 10. Local geography feature that doubles as car alignment tester
  5. 11. Storage unit for everything except your car
  6. 13. Local establishment where the coffee is terrible but the gossip is fresh
  7. 16. Area where speeders suddenly develop deep respect for the law
  8. 17. Person everyone simultaneously trusts and disputes regarding weekend forecasts
  9. 20. Infrastructure that mysteriously disappears every few blocks
  10. 21. Person who knows more neighborhood gossip than anyone else
  11. 22. Holy grail during farmers market season
Down
  1. 1. Building where residents go to complain about their neighbors' fence height
  2. 2. LOCAL CELEBRITIES ned up for one hour and somehow became committee chair for life
  3. 4. Town's favorite meeting spot during rush hour
  4. 5. Weekly publication featuring primarily obituaries and high school sports
  5. 7. Surprise adventure through neighborhoods you didn't know existed
  6. 9. Person who promises to fix everything during election season and is never seen again
  7. 12. Eternal project that's been "almost finished" for three years
  8. 14. Annual event requiring more portable toilets than the town's actual population
  9. 15. Weekend activity that turns neighbors into lawn-perfection competitors
  10. 18. Social club where humans stand awkwardly while pets make all the friends
  11. 19. Building that's supposedly quiet but actually hosts the loudest children's events