Remote Work

2. When your internet fails and you’re stuck in mid-sentence, you become this
3. The feeling when the meeting drags on and you haven’t said a word in 45 minutes
5. Phrase often said after a 3-second silence on Zoom: “Sorry, I was on ....”
8. The uninvited coworker who meows during your calls
9. When your coworker says they’re having a "quick chat" but it turns into a one-hour discussion
10. Common time zone confusion phrase: “Is that ... or yours?”
11. The one thing you swear you’re doing all day, despite appearances
12. The sound everyone is pretending to ignore during the meeting
13. The snack you eat during every meeting, hoping no one notices

1. What happens when you accidentally send a meme to your boss. “Oops, that was meant for my ....”
3. The universal sign-off when you have nothing else to say: “... regards.”
4. The feeling you get after two hours of "quick" emails and calls and no actual work done
6. The thing they always send to everyone at the end of every meeting because they couldn't get things done during the meeting, and they’ll never get back to you
7. The phrase every video call starts with: “Can you ... me?"
8. Classic excuse when you don’t want to turn on your camera. “My ... isn’t working.”