RHYMES WITH CHICKEN THIGH

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Across
  1. 2. a libation enjoyed on a boomer cruise deck
  2. 4. chance it, but just once
  3. 6. to non-douches, he's just another douche
  4. 7. Nike slogan left on the cutting room floor
  5. 8. a single, salted derivative of a tuber
Down
  1. 1. if *NSYNC wrote about two-toned sexuality
  2. 3. hollow words used to console
  3. 5. almost there, but not quite