Riddles

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Across
  1. 3. what has a bed but doesn't sleep?
  2. 7. what bone has a sense of humor humorous
  3. 8. you use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I die. what am I?
  4. 9. what loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
  5. 10. what can travel around the world while staying in one corner?
  6. 11. I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man cant hold me for more than 5 minutes.
  7. 12. what dress cant you wear?
  8. 15. what has 2 hands, a round face, always runs but stays in place?
  9. 16. what has a neck but to head?
Down
  1. 1. you answer me but I don't ask any questions. who or what am I?
  2. 2. what black and white and read all over?
  3. 4. what do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
  4. 5. what gets wetter as it dries?
  5. 6. what has an ear but cant hear?
  6. 12. what goes up but doesn't come down?
  7. 13. what is brown and sticky?
  8. 14. what has eyes but cant see?