Sam turns 30

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Across
  1. 3. Sam's favorite North American river turtle with dark brown shell
  2. 7. Seldom ____, never in ____
  3. 8. Sam's favorite DR.
  4. 12. land of Mordor Where the shadows lie in Middle Earth?
  5. 13. This is not ___, there are rules
  6. 14. Spicy chicken
  7. 16. A hiker's chase
  8. 17. Sam's favorite lez
  9. 18. Shred the ___
  10. 19. Catchphrase used by Sheldon Cooper
  11. 21. GOAT
  12. 23. Acute encephalitis of a Davies, or the best nickname ever
  13. 24. Sam's favorite sleeping position
Down
  1. 1. Name for someone who could tell you how to improve your life in every way
  2. 2. Handholder for a rock climber
  3. 4. Sam's celebrity crush
  4. 5. Sam's searching for, in short
  5. 6. Trick when you start balancing on just your nose or tail of you board
  6. 9. ____ Beans
  7. 10. Sam's best year
  8. 11. Sam's true love
  9. 15. Skiiers better half
  10. 20. No friends on a ___
  11. 22. Big Lebowski protagonist