Santa Tell Me, What's the Answer!

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Across
  1. 1. Snowman by the name of Brown, might officiate our wedding when he's in town
  2. 3. I work at Burger King making flame-broiled whoppers I wear ____ hats
  3. 5. Dickensian Ebenezer, reimagined as Donald Duck’s uncle
  4. 7. A once-illegal dessert, canonically causing Santa’s reindeer to run over grandma
  5. 11. Crime-fighting boy who laid an egg
  6. 12. Threaten your kids with lumps of this fossil fuel
  7. 14. The angels did sing, and it turns out they speak French
  8. 15. Come on Winter Warlock! Put one in front of the other!
  9. 17. Brandy, orange slices and a bit of honey, a festive wine complete with spices
  10. 21. Ground-dwelling bird that doesn’t live in a pear tree like you might expect
  11. 22. One of Tchaikovsky’s most famous ballets, sans swans
Down
  1. 1. In the moment, a gift
  2. 2. Kant think of another way to better say “God with us”
  3. 4. ¡Próspero año y felicidad!
  4. 6. A poorly-named Reindeer encroaching into Valentine’s territory
  5. 7. “And miles to go before I sleep”
  6. 8. German market, literally meaning Christ Child
  7. 9. American holiday emulating harvest festivals across Africa
  8. 10. A compliment to/from gay Santa
  9. 13. No it’s a real Christmas miracle that you brought back to life such a famous abolitionist and orator, it’s just the way you made it sound - the season and all, I just thought you were bringing a fir tree
  10. 16. Beginning on the fourth Sunday before Christmas. Really, a beginning
  11. 17. Heat and Snow, hoarders that are just a bit too much!
  12. 18. Dried resin used for perfumery, medicine, and as a gift for a manger-bound newborn
  13. 19. The Card company that owns the Media company that owns the TV Channel pumping out those tacky seasonal movies by the dozen
  14. 20. bah