Sarah's 28th Birthday Crossword!

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Across
  1. 3. Fish-eating mammal featured on my projector's screensaver (4)
  2. 5. My current status on all of your social media / messaging platforms (7)
  3. 6. My body used to house an expired Kit Kat (BONUS: go see what I now house) (6)
  4. 8. Your favourite EITS song (4, 4, 2, 4)
  5. 9. Erroneous pseudo-military walkie-talkie term (4, 3, 3)
  6. 12. The act of removing one's clothes until totally without clothes (8)
  7. 14. Privately owned rail franchise that specialises in extortionate fees for absurdly short train journeys (8)
  8. 16. Your initial description of me to Emma. (5)
  9. 17. Beverage with a NY accent (6)
  10. 18. Ageing yet boyish DJ who has definitely bought at least 1 sandwich at BFI Southbank (5, 4)
  11. 20. When you're the only ___ ____ at the party (3, 6)
Down
  1. 1. "I'd swim across Lake Michigan. I'd sell my shoes." (2, 2, 5, 4, 3)
  2. 2. If Trump and Pence were a classic Disney duo (6, 3, 6)
  3. 4. Virginia-based Disney classic that I still haven't seen. (10)
  4. 7. Name of the episode of Community that we watched on the day we called in sick, had pizza and stayed in bed all day (6, 7)
  5. 10. Friday night hangout for a lonely cyclist who reads Russian novels (3, 3)
  6. 11. Film we saw on my only ever visit to an Everyman Cinema. (6)
  7. 13. "Don't waste your time on me, you're already the voice inside my head." (1, 4, 3)
  8. 15. Tiny shelled objects containing embryos (4, 4)
  9. 19. Baked bread snacks that may cause one to feel parched (8)