Shitty movie descriptions.

5. man's wife dies, he gets high in order to cope but accidentally takes a minor with him
7. An office worker learns Kung-Fu after taking drugs
8. a young american girl goes to a foreign land, destroys their leadership, and struggles to find an exit strategy
11. a guy comes to love a girl even without her instagram filters
13. a masked man forces the audience to pick up a dictionary every time he speaks
16. 30 years in the friendzone with a junkie
17. man does steroids and uses a frisbee to fight nazis
18. girl gets into an argument and decides to become a ninja
20. group of strangers spend 11 hours returning a piece of jewelry
21. a guy abandons his beloved trash-pile for a girl who works for obese overlords
22. man ends world hunger with his rhinestone glove
23. guy saves a girl from drowning, she doesn't return the favor

1. interracial friends are unpopular so one of them dances to make the other one class-president
2. a man moves rocks from one place to another just to crawl through a sewer and get to mexico
3. group of kids come out of the closet
4. small town doctor brings 3 people closer together
6. a dude on a train doesn't like his seat, so he goes to talk to the conductor
9. Can't talk about it.
10. a family member kills a kid's father, so a pig and rat help the child get revenge
12. spoiled brat gets left home on purpose.
14. a farmboy orphan kisses his sister and is recruited by his dad to join the family business
15. old lady tells a young girl that it's the inside that counts, then proceeds to change her outsides.
19. rich guy spends a fortune on cosplaying while assaulting the mentally ill