Slightly Unhinged Office Reality

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Across
  1. 2. The unpaid, emotionally exhausted emotional regulator of the office
  2. 5. Recently joined a rebound cult (we are considering an intervention)
  3. 7. Has a legally binding spiritual connection to his bicycle
  4. 8. Does a little bit of human work with an alarming amount of jumping
  5. 9. Loves a suggested running event (sarcasm is loud here)
  6. 10. Always game for some cricket
  7. 12. Professional beer chugger & office romancer
  8. 13. Would have got a "u play basketball?" comment if he lived in the US
Down
  1. 1. Reviews an audit file like she's competing for an Olympic gold medal
  2. 3. A certified workaholic with a dangerous side-sprinkle of rebound
  3. 4. Fine with 80-hour work weeks, as long as he gyms twice a day
  4. 6. A professional 10k runner despite absolutely zero training(witchcraft)
  5. 7. Thinks he's Tony Stark
  6. 11. Gets professional training for every single sport to mankind
  7. 13. Would sell wellness if he could with a side of questionable jerseys