Snow day 2

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Across
  1. 3. self proclaimed inventor of the internet and ManBearPig enthusiast
  2. 4. Most consumed beer in the world / Likely precipitation event of recent
  3. 5. terrible Vice-presidential hunting buddy
  4. 8. “Seven _____ Army” - The White Stripes
  5. 9. Colby’s employer
  6. 10. fingernails are mostly made of this protein
  7. 12. Japan’s mafia
  8. 14. first phase of Mitosis
  9. 15. Last name of SNL personality married to Scarlett Johansson
  10. 17. 3-wheeled vehicle
Down
  1. 1. first name of NFL League MVP finalist with the longest hair
  2. 2. shade of purple and Baby Kitty Slink Dog’s government name
  3. 3. Wife of Harry Potter
  4. 5. Times New Roman recently replaced this font as the mandatory font for all government documents
  5. 6. a type of bet where multiple bets are placed but all must win to payout
  6. 7. killed Lee Harvey Oswald (first and last name as one word)
  7. 11. “nobodies gotten a handjob in ______ shorts since ‘nam”
  8. 13. highest grossing movie of all time
  9. 16. capital of Vietnam prior to being renamed Ho Chi Minh City